[celltester]

(I had this just in the 8700 series thread, but felt it was required for my forgiveness to share with all)

I must confess, for the guilt is consuming me....

I recently had an affair...with a MotorolaQ. I have to say, it was exciting at first! The thrill of holding something so thin, yet capable was exhilorating! She even had a scroll wheel on the right side of her body that was so familar, I knew how to scroll and click that thing like there was no tommorrow! Her full qwerty was hot...I touched every single key without hesitation! Her screen was vibrant, sexy, and BIG! Enough for both eyes to enjoy. I couldn't get over how flexible she was, I could view PDF, work, excell, and anything else microsoft. I was able to fill her up with a Playlist from my desktop, and enjoy her singing back tome for hours through my stereo BT headset! It was unbelivable! She alowed me to remove hermemory card and add a movie (Nothing to Lose) to it,and gently put it back in the SD card slot. She played the movie back to me on my command, it was moving! After the first day, and just anticipated our next seceret getaway...inthe morning when my alarm went off at 600am. Throughout the work day I was impressed with all the infomation I was able to obtain through the IE browser, the media rich capabilites she had was overwhelming. My heart rate was truly through the roof, and yet I didn't stop. I viewed live steraming video from MSNBC, I accessed files from my desktop, I asked her to sing to me again on my lunchbreak...and inthe middle of her melodeous playback, she died.....I pressed all the right buttons, no response? It was 1130am on dot...and she was asleep already? I quickly plugged her in to her powersource and she slowly revived. I felt awkward, so I finished my lunch and let her sleep.

After lunch she was fully charged again, I was back in the game! I noticed though that she wasn't able to keep up with all I needed to do though, she began slowing me down, she wasn't getting all my messages, and she definitely wasn't getting all my email to me. I became frustrated, we had a talk, I said "Ms. Q, you are not going to get by on your looks and Self-proclaimed abilities alone! This is a relationship that requires two-part effort, I need you to get ALL my email to me, and keep up with me through the day. Just because I am working hard, doesn't mean you can just freeze up for a few minutes and take a break okay?" She looked back at me . . . frozen. I clicked the reset button to make sure she got the message. She worked great the rest of the day.

The next day was the exact same behavior. We went over the "two-part effor thing" again, she just froze again. I told her it wasn't going to work out, and that we need to break up. When I got home that evening, I sat down next to my blackberry and rubbed her back for a minute. She asked hom my "business trip in Chicago" was. I explained that it was hectic, and I wished she was there, but knew she needed a break (even though she didn't!) and that I was glad to see her again. That really turned her on and she delivered 30 emails to me instantly, started beeping and flashnig me with her redlight (i love it when she does that!) I pushed all her buttons as I burned the midnight oil catching up with her, itwas pure BLISS!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned...please don't tell my Blackberry, she doesn't need to know. And I kicked that whore, Ms Q., back to the curb, she wasn't worth her weight in diamonds!


ps..sorry for the typo's

[King-B]

I had an encounter with Mrs. Q too. Nice face, but I perfer darker meat. She was also flat in the front and back. Thats a no no. Gurl needs come curves, some thickness.

[LunkHead]

It's funny.... But double posting is frowned upon...

[MegaMan X]

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8100/4.2.1 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/100)

This was a good read. Lol, if it weren't for the double post, I wouldn't have been able to read this. Anyone know if that new blackberry software for windows mobile devices will carry out all of a blackberry capabilities to the max?

[spiff77]

Originally Posted by King-B

I had an encounter with Mrs. Q too. Nice face, but I perfer darker meat. She was also flat in the front and back. Thats a no no. Gurl needs come curves, some thickness.

Okay......that was funny. That was freaking funny!!!

And a nice write up to you too Celltester. Enjoyed the read, can't wait for the movie.

[celltester]

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8703e/4.1.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/106)

Sorry for the double post everyone, but was afraid you would miss it if you had a model other than 8700 series

[xxaarraa]

I continually cheat on my Berry, sometimes even with other berries. I also cheat with her cousins on the blackberry connect side of the family. I know its sick, but a mans got his needs.

[Liv]

Ha ha ha!

I have not cheated on my blackberry, I just am an indecisive girl. I have gone to all sorts of devices. Even entertained getting the Treo 680. Which I knew I would not like anyway.

So I just always come back to my blackberry. I know I will end up trying something else out sooner or later though.

[quillhill]

That was funny and I wouldn't have seen it either, had it not been posted here, since I no longer have an 8700.

My BB is my faithful personal assistant during the work week. We're close, but, we like our weekends off. I take another phone for a spin for every weekend and I tell you, absence makes the heart grow fonder. ;)

Although my new Nokia N73 is getting the evil eye from the 7130. I should have a talk with the Berry.

[coldconfession13]

I would have said "I shoved my SD in her and she loved it"

lol

[King-B]

I must say though. My BB has been a B*tch lately. I don't think she knows that I pay the bills around here, and I can get her deactivated.

[bberry1914]

That was too funny. I too like my berries dark with some meat on them. Right now I am looking to PIMP MY BERRY with some apps.