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Old 06-07-2011, 01:40 PM   #1
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In the spirit of things:

Have you seen my weiner?
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Wiener exposed?
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Whatever inflates your underpants.
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Headline in NY Post: Democrats letting Weiner shrivel
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I am betting all of his financial supporters are going to cut Weiner off....
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When do you predict will be the Weiner cut off date, unless his wife has already accomplished said task?
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So if Mr. Weiner has a hammock in his back yard, and he is laying in it, would that be a real-life example of a banana-hammock?
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News headline: Powerful Politician Undone by Underpants
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Actually I think the whole thing is pointless.
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His wife is hot.
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And pregnant.
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I read on the news there is going to be a Weiner probe.
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Mmm... weiner probe.
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We are not waiting for Weiner's swan schlong.
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We are not waiting for Weiner's swan schlong.
Eh, that was kind of limp.
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I guess I need to pour myself a stiff one then ......
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All your Weiner jokes are pretty flacid.

(but what a goober that nutcase is).
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All your Weiner jokes are pretty flacid.

(but what a goober that nutcase is).
And people elected him. I wonder what his platform was.

"Instead of a chicken in every pot I promise everyone a stiff one."
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And people elected him. I wonder what his platform was.

"Instead of a chicken in every pot I promise everyone a stiff one."
And according the some recent poling (), they would elect him again.
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