[mriff]

Wow! Glad we're in the Sensitive Discussions area. Funny though. Embarrassingly funny.

[mriff]

Originally Posted by test54

That should be true but it's not. She is stunning though.

he's married, not dead.

Ok, yes, you are both correct. Perhaps I should have said 'less reason to look'. And I agree, she is stunning.

[test54]

lol, that is bad but very funny adorkable. & so true.

[jsconyers]

Bad but funny joke, adorkable.

Here is one I got earlier today.

Washington D. C. was named in a health survey Tuesday as having the highest rate of sexually transmitted disease of any city in the United States. The government is clearly to blame.



You can't screw that many taxpayers each day and not catch something.

[kathrynhr]

Ick. Ick, ick, ick!

I feel bad for laughing.

[jsconyers]

Here is one I received from a buddy this morning:

Subject: Email Warning.





I just received this Warning from a friend.



Sounds serious enough that you should send it to everyone on you address list.



If you should receive a Email titled, "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi."



Don't open it.



It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

[Jordan Coker's Mum]

pretty funny

[jsconyers]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''What are all those clocks?''

St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.''

''Oh, whose clock is that?'' asked the man pointing at a clock whose hands were not moving.

''That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''

''Incredible, and whose clock is that one?'' asked the man pointing to a clock whose hands had hardly moved.

St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.''

''Where's Barrack Obama's clock?'' asked the man.

''Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.''

[Dubdub]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh,about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

The man was most impressed.

He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactxxx8230;

He returned and took a seat.

Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb.


The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest footballand baseball scores, and what to expect the Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool....

Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "Are you still happy you voted for Obama?"