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Old 04-06-2009, 02:23 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by jsconyers View Post
I know there's a long running thread on bad jokes (some of which are funny), but I didn't want to post any political jokes in that thread. I thought this sub-forum would be the right place for them.

Here is one to start it off:

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the

White House: he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas

Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got

one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
I remember that joke when it was Bill Clinton and he got the trade for Hillary and Chelsea. Classic.
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