This is actually a joke. A pretty well known joke that's spread across gaming websites...specifically gamefaqs.com.
So now that you've all got your FAILS out of the way, you can accept that yes its a joke and the only ones failing here are all of you for not realizing that.
Regardless if it's a joke or not, it's a terrible one. Not funny, makes no sense, just like resurrecting a thread that's over a year old.
__________________ The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. When you take things for granted, the things you are granted, get taken. Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until it starts to work. Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
[BES 5.0.3 / GroupWise 2012 HP2]