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06-07-2011, 01:40 PM
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Weiner Jokes
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In the spirit of things:
Have you seen my weiner?
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06-07-2011, 01:54 PM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
Wiener exposed?
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06-07-2011, 02:46 PM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
Whatever inflates your underpants.
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06-08-2011, 07:17 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
Headline in NY Post: Democrats letting Weiner shrivel
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06-08-2011, 08:15 AM
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I am betting all of his financial supporters are going to cut Weiner off....
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Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until it starts to work.
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
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06-08-2011, 09:14 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
When do you predict will be the Weiner cut off date, unless his wife has already accomplished said task?
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06-08-2011, 09:43 AM
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So if Mr. Weiner has a hammock in his back yard, and he is laying in it, would that be a real-life example of a banana-hammock?
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06-08-2011, 11:22 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
News headline: Powerful Politician Undone by Underpants
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06-08-2011, 06:00 PM
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Actually I think the whole thing is pointless.
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06-08-2011, 06:39 PM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
His wife is hot.
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06-08-2011, 07:21 PM
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And pregnant.
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06-09-2011, 12:22 AM
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I read on the news there is going to be a Weiner probe.
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06-09-2011, 06:06 AM
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Mmm... weiner probe.
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06-09-2011, 07:33 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
We are not waiting for Weiner's swan schlong.
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06-09-2011, 07:41 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
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We are not waiting for Weiner's swan schlong.
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Eh, that was kind of limp.
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06-09-2011, 08:55 AM
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I guess I need to pour myself a stiff one then ......
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06-09-2011, 09:31 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
All your Weiner jokes are pretty flacid.
(but what a goober that nutcase is).
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06-10-2011, 07:39 AM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
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All your Weiner jokes are pretty flacid.
(but what a goober that nutcase is).
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And people elected him. I wonder what his platform was.
"Instead of a chicken in every pot I promise everyone a stiff one."
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06-10-2011, 01:07 PM
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Re: Weiner Jokes
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And people elected him. I wonder what his platform was.
"Instead of a chicken in every pot I promise everyone a stiff one."
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And according the some recent poling ( ), they would elect him again.
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06-10-2011, 03:16 PM
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