[endofourlives]

Blackberry.

To be honest, this is the worst phone I've ever had.

Seriously, if I wanted all of the frustration that comes with owning a PC, I would've just stuck with a PC.

Who really wants a phone that takes 6 hours to turn on?

I'd rather stick my **tounge** in a hot oven than have to look at this stupid SOS sign in my signal bar area one more time.

**I would like to kiss my BlackBerry**

Blackberry was invented by satan.

Anyone who likes blackberry is probably a communist douche.