Wait. Never mind. Please don't give me 20000000000 responses on what an idiot I am for not searching. I figured something like that would be sticky. I didn't see it there, so I asked.
I have now read some threads further down and understand that Verizon is hosing me.
Verizon 8130 (on the bench, now
Verizon 9530 (replaced by VZW 4 times, then with a 9550)