[DarthBBerry]

@darkblueberry - It's a conspiracy, man! The truth that the Feds don't want you to know: they are using the wireless network to get into your brain, man. Then they plant their "ideas." But you're immune to their influences and therefore can see right through their lies. They are brainwashing everybody into believing that they don't hold that much wireless power. Lucky for us, we have you to see the truth.

I recommend you also ditch the landline 'cause they are wiretapping that too. See that harmless utility truck parked outside when you're in the basement you live in at your mom's house? They're watching you, man... better keep an eye on the skies for the black helicopters too. They're comin' for you, man! RUUUUNNNNN!!!!