Political Jokes.
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I know there's a long running thread on bad jokes (some of which are funny), but I didn't want to post any political jokes in that thread. I thought this sub-forum would be the right place for them.
Here is one to start it off:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House: he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got
one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
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